Umm I'm too high to move.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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i dont even know how to be here
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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