so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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