do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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