Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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