No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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