I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize