I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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