gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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