The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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