I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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