Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
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he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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