This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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