If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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