Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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