I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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