it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
How drunk are you?
Completed.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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