im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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