i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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