You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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