I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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