Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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