I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
How external is "for external use only"?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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