Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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