Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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