I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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