why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
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We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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