return my video game
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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