i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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