It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I have feelings that need drinking.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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