oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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