i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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