No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I want her autograph on my taint
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
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Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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