Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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