Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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