You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
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Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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