i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
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Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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