Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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