Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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