chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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its like you know when i get waxed
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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