Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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