That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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