oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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