i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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