Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize