I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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