no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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