Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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