The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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