Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I cut my penus on the lid.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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