I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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