i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I skipped work to stalk him.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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