He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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